servant-of-the-earth: sandandglass: My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me This is the most accurate thing ever.
iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
wxng: Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m funny. That’s all i have
lettucefetish: i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
seifukucat: i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
nutbustin: I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.